Have you ever kissed Sloop John B ?

see

I was

born in boinga boinga

played with sand all my live

joined the club

when truth was everything

kissed the commander

then flew away

worst trip I have ever had

never learned quite

how to become

a run run run

without that silly smile

too farout to become an adult

he asked me if I wanted to die

I said sure

all the stars in the sky could not

prevent the coolness

as I felt his heart stop

almost cried

with the sha-la-las

and the hum-be-di-dums

later found out

his name was Bill