Conselhos de Amigo

Laurie Anderson

David Byrne

Kraftwerk

Conselhos de Amigo

Laurie Anderson

David Byrne

Kraftwerk

Conselhos de Amigo

Laurie Anderson

David Byrne

Kraftwerk

Conselhos de Amigo

Laurie Anderson

David Byrne

Kraftwerk

Conselhos de Amigo

Laurie Anderson

David Byrne

Kraftwerk

Hábitos estranhos a abandonar durante o ano de 2008 - 2ª Parte

1. Dançar ritmos latinos enquanto ando da cozinha para a sala.

2. Implicar constantemente com as mulheres por quem me sinto atraído.

3. Imitar a voz do Pato Donald enquanto lavo os dentes.

4. Seguir pessoas aleatóriamente em centros comerciais só para as enervar.

5. Fazer sopa com ingredientes exóticos.

6. Citar frequentemente excertos de livros do Astérix.

Hábitos estranhos a abandonar durante o ano de 2008 - 2ª Parte

1. Dançar ritmos latinos enquanto ando da cozinha para a sala.

2. Implicar constantemente com as mulheres por quem me sinto atraído.

3. Imitar a voz do Pato Donald enquanto lavo os dentes.

4. Seguir pessoas aleatóriamente em centros comerciais só para as enervar.

5. Fazer sopa com ingredientes exóticos.

6. Citar frequentemente excertos de livros do Astérix.

Hábitos estranhos a abandonar durante o ano de 2008 - 2ª Parte

1. Dançar ritmos latinos enquanto ando da cozinha para a sala.

2. Implicar constantemente com as mulheres por quem me sinto atraído.

3. Imitar a voz do Pato Donald enquanto lavo os dentes.

4. Seguir pessoas aleatóriamente em centros comerciais só para as enervar.

5. Fazer sopa com ingredientes exóticos.

6. Citar frequentemente excertos de livros do Astérix.

Hábitos estranhos a abandonar durante o ano de 2008 - 2ª Parte

1. Dançar ritmos latinos enquanto ando da cozinha para a sala.

2. Implicar constantemente com as mulheres por quem me sinto atraído.

3. Imitar a voz do Pato Donald enquanto lavo os dentes.

4. Seguir pessoas aleatóriamente em centros comerciais só para as enervar.

5. Fazer sopa com ingredientes exóticos.

6. Citar frequentemente excertos de livros do Astérix.

Hábitos estranhos a abandonar durante o ano de 2008 - 2ª Parte

1. Dançar ritmos latinos enquanto ando da cozinha para a sala.

2. Implicar constantemente com as mulheres por quem me sinto atraído.

3. Imitar a voz do Pato Donald enquanto lavo os dentes.

4. Seguir pessoas aleatóriamente em centros comerciais só para as enervar.

5. Fazer sopa com ingredientes exóticos.

6. Citar frequentemente excertos de livros do Astérix.

Vou ali ver o mar e já volto II (The Secret Of Chi'Aios)

I had this dream and in it I wake up in this small house, somewhere in the tropics. And it’s very hot and humid and all these names and faces are somehow endlessly moving through me.

It’s not that I see them exactly; I’m not a person in this dream; I’m a place. Yeah ... just a place. And I have no eyes, no hands, and all these names and faces keep ... they keep passing through. And there’s no scale. Just a lot of details. Just a slow accumulation of details.

I got your letter. Thanks a lot. I’ve been getting lots of sun and lots of rest. It’s really hot.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

I always used to wonder who I’d bring to a desert island.

Days, I remember cities.
Nights, I dream about a perfect place.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

(Blue Lagoon, Laurie Anderson)

Vou ali ver o mar e já volto II (The Secret Of Chi'Aios)

I had this dream and in it I wake up in this small house, somewhere in the tropics. And it’s very hot and humid and all these names and faces are somehow endlessly moving through me.

It’s not that I see them exactly; I’m not a person in this dream; I’m a place. Yeah ... just a place. And I have no eyes, no hands, and all these names and faces keep ... they keep passing through. And there’s no scale. Just a lot of details. Just a slow accumulation of details.

I got your letter. Thanks a lot. I’ve been getting lots of sun and lots of rest. It’s really hot.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

I always used to wonder who I’d bring to a desert island.

Days, I remember cities.
Nights, I dream about a perfect place.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

(Blue Lagoon, Laurie Anderson)

Vou ali ver o mar e já volto II (The Secret Of Chi'Aios)

I had this dream and in it I wake up in this small house, somewhere in the tropics. And it’s very hot and humid and all these names and faces are somehow endlessly moving through me.

It’s not that I see them exactly; I’m not a person in this dream; I’m a place. Yeah ... just a place. And I have no eyes, no hands, and all these names and faces keep ... they keep passing through. And there’s no scale. Just a lot of details. Just a slow accumulation of details.

I got your letter. Thanks a lot. I’ve been getting lots of sun and lots of rest. It’s really hot.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

I always used to wonder who I’d bring to a desert island.

Days, I remember cities.
Nights, I dream about a perfect place.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

(Blue Lagoon, Laurie Anderson)

Vou ali ver o mar e já volto II (The Secret Of Chi'Aios)

I had this dream and in it I wake up in this small house, somewhere in the tropics. And it’s very hot and humid and all these names and faces are somehow endlessly moving through me.

It’s not that I see them exactly; I’m not a person in this dream; I’m a place. Yeah ... just a place. And I have no eyes, no hands, and all these names and faces keep ... they keep passing through. And there’s no scale. Just a lot of details. Just a slow accumulation of details.

I got your letter. Thanks a lot. I’ve been getting lots of sun and lots of rest. It’s really hot.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

I always used to wonder who I’d bring to a desert island.

Days, I remember cities.
Nights, I dream about a perfect place.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

(Blue Lagoon, Laurie Anderson)

Vou ali ver o mar e já volto II (The Secret Of Chi'Aios)

I had this dream and in it I wake up in this small house, somewhere in the tropics. And it’s very hot and humid and all these names and faces are somehow endlessly moving through me.

It’s not that I see them exactly; I’m not a person in this dream; I’m a place. Yeah ... just a place. And I have no eyes, no hands, and all these names and faces keep ... they keep passing through. And there’s no scale. Just a lot of details. Just a slow accumulation of details.

I got your letter. Thanks a lot. I’ve been getting lots of sun and lots of rest. It’s really hot.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

I always used to wonder who I’d bring to a desert island.

Days, I remember cities.
Nights, I dream about a perfect place.

Days, I dive by the wreck.
Nights, I swim in the blue lagoon.

(Blue Lagoon, Laurie Anderson)

O Spa do Steed

Vou abrir um spa. Um spa de Vocabuloterapia.

Já existem tratamentos de Aromoterapia, Talassoterapia, e mais não sei o quê, por isso: behold the mighty Vocabuloterapia, a terapia através das palavras.

E a palavra para hoje é...

bochecha

Diz a teoria da vocabuloterapia - todos os seus três volumes inventados e escritos em menos de meia hora - que as palavras possuem características terapêuticas e que cada palavra tem o poder de conjurar diferentes humores.

A palavra bochecha, por exemplo, é indicada para estados depressivos, caras fechadas, trombalazanas, administradores de bancos e treinadores de futebol.

Qualquer pessoa com problemas em sorrir deve portanto dizer a palavra bochecha várias vezes ao dia, sempre em tons e ritmos diferentes.

Por isso já sabe, hoje sexta-feira, diga: "bochecha"!

Levantar e Sentar

Na revisitação à "oeuvre majeure" de Laurie Anderson, o fresco pop intitulado "United States I to IV", encontrei uma referência à Igreja Universalista. Intrigado, decidi fazer uma pequena busca na Internet. Descobri o site da Primeira Igreja Universalista de Providence, em Rhode Island. Parecem pessoas simpáticas, calmas e equilibradas no seu amor a Cristo. Lembraram-se mesmo de incluir uma pequena ajuda para aqueles que se estão a iniciar no culto a Jesus, nosso salvador. Esse guia indica as ocasiões em que nos devemos levantar e sentar, algo que sempre me confundiu. Nada é mais confrangedor do que quando nos levantamos na altura errada e toda a comunidade fica a olhar para nós. Aqui deixo alguns excertos desse guia:



Welcome!

This is a guide for people who haven't been to our church before, or haven't discovered a church where they've been called to service, or aren't used to coming to church. We follow the Order of Service (the folded handout you find as enter the church) closely. Here are some hints to make you feel more comfortable.

Standing up and sitting down: Always confusing for new people—and some long time members, as well!! We stand up on the items marked with stars in the Order of Service.

Hymns: Our organist plays the hymn tune through once before singing starts. We stand on the last line of the hymn tune. Watch the choir or the minister and stand up when they do.

Profession of Faith: This comes right after the first hymn. Keep standing after the hymn, and sit down when the profession is finished.

The Benedictus: we sing that seated.

Offertory Hymn: Stand up when the minister does. Sit down after he says "Amen."

Benediction: Stay standing after the last hymn, and continue to stand until the Altar Candles are extinguished. Then we all depart through the back of the Sanctuary and greet each other.

The Lords' Prayer: This is found on page 2 of the Book of Prayer, the thin book in the pew rack.

"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever, Amen."

The Psalms: The Psalms are found in the pew Bibles, which are on the aisle side of every pew. If you are not familiar with looking up the Psalms in the Bible, page numbers are in the Order of Service.

The Gloria Patri: This is Latin for "Glory be to the Father." We say it after the Psalms: "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be. World without end, Amen.

Concluding prayer: This is found on page 10 of the Book of Prayer in the pew rack.

We're glad you are worshipping with us today.

Levantar e Sentar

Na revisitação à "oeuvre majeure" de Laurie Anderson, o fresco pop intitulado "United States I to IV", encontrei uma referência à Igreja Universalista. Intrigado, decidi fazer uma pequena busca na Internet. Descobri o site da Primeira Igreja Universalista de Providence, em Rhode Island. Parecem pessoas simpáticas, calmas e equilibradas no seu amor a Cristo. Lembraram-se mesmo de incluir uma pequena ajuda para aqueles que se estão a iniciar no culto a Jesus, nosso salvador. Esse guia indica as ocasiões em que nos devemos levantar e sentar, algo que sempre me confundiu. Nada é mais confrangedor do que quando nos levantamos na altura errada e toda a comunidade fica a olhar para nós. Aqui deixo alguns excertos desse guia:



Welcome!

This is a guide for people who haven't been to our church before, or haven't discovered a church where they've been called to service, or aren't used to coming to church. We follow the Order of Service (the folded handout you find as enter the church) closely. Here are some hints to make you feel more comfortable.

Standing up and sitting down: Always confusing for new people—and some long time members, as well!! We stand up on the items marked with stars in the Order of Service.

Hymns: Our organist plays the hymn tune through once before singing starts. We stand on the last line of the hymn tune. Watch the choir or the minister and stand up when they do.

Profession of Faith: This comes right after the first hymn. Keep standing after the hymn, and sit down when the profession is finished.

The Benedictus: we sing that seated.

Offertory Hymn: Stand up when the minister does. Sit down after he says "Amen."

Benediction: Stay standing after the last hymn, and continue to stand until the Altar Candles are extinguished. Then we all depart through the back of the Sanctuary and greet each other.

The Lords' Prayer: This is found on page 2 of the Book of Prayer, the thin book in the pew rack.

"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever, Amen."

The Psalms: The Psalms are found in the pew Bibles, which are on the aisle side of every pew. If you are not familiar with looking up the Psalms in the Bible, page numbers are in the Order of Service.

The Gloria Patri: This is Latin for "Glory be to the Father." We say it after the Psalms: "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be. World without end, Amen.

Concluding prayer: This is found on page 10 of the Book of Prayer in the pew rack.

We're glad you are worshipping with us today.

Levantar e Sentar

Na revisitação à "oeuvre majeure" de Laurie Anderson, o fresco pop intitulado "United States I to IV", encontrei uma referência à Igreja Universalista. Intrigado, decidi fazer uma pequena busca na Internet. Descobri o site da Primeira Igreja Universalista de Providence, em Rhode Island. Parecem pessoas simpáticas, calmas e equilibradas no seu amor a Cristo. Lembraram-se mesmo de incluir uma pequena ajuda para aqueles que se estão a iniciar no culto a Jesus, nosso salvador. Esse guia indica as ocasiões em que nos devemos levantar e sentar, algo que sempre me confundiu. Nada é mais confrangedor do que quando nos levantamos na altura errada e toda a comunidade fica a olhar para nós. Aqui deixo alguns excertos desse guia:



Welcome!

This is a guide for people who haven't been to our church before, or haven't discovered a church where they've been called to service, or aren't used to coming to church. We follow the Order of Service (the folded handout you find as enter the church) closely. Here are some hints to make you feel more comfortable.

Standing up and sitting down: Always confusing for new people—and some long time members, as well!! We stand up on the items marked with stars in the Order of Service.

Hymns: Our organist plays the hymn tune through once before singing starts. We stand on the last line of the hymn tune. Watch the choir or the minister and stand up when they do.

Profession of Faith: This comes right after the first hymn. Keep standing after the hymn, and sit down when the profession is finished.

The Benedictus: we sing that seated.

Offertory Hymn: Stand up when the minister does. Sit down after he says "Amen."

Benediction: Stay standing after the last hymn, and continue to stand until the Altar Candles are extinguished. Then we all depart through the back of the Sanctuary and greet each other.

The Lords' Prayer: This is found on page 2 of the Book of Prayer, the thin book in the pew rack.

"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever, Amen."

The Psalms: The Psalms are found in the pew Bibles, which are on the aisle side of every pew. If you are not familiar with looking up the Psalms in the Bible, page numbers are in the Order of Service.

The Gloria Patri: This is Latin for "Glory be to the Father." We say it after the Psalms: "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be. World without end, Amen.

Concluding prayer: This is found on page 10 of the Book of Prayer in the pew rack.

We're glad you are worshipping with us today.

Levantar e Sentar

Na revisitação à "oeuvre majeure" de Laurie Anderson, o fresco pop intitulado "United States I to IV", encontrei uma referência à Igreja Universalista. Intrigado, decidi fazer uma pequena busca na Internet. Descobri o site da Primeira Igreja Universalista de Providence, em Rhode Island. Parecem pessoas simpáticas, calmas e equilibradas no seu amor a Cristo. Lembraram-se mesmo de incluir uma pequena ajuda para aqueles que se estão a iniciar no culto a Jesus, nosso salvador. Esse guia indica as ocasiões em que nos devemos levantar e sentar, algo que sempre me confundiu. Nada é mais confrangedor do que quando nos levantamos na altura errada e toda a comunidade fica a olhar para nós. Aqui deixo alguns excertos desse guia:



Welcome!

This is a guide for people who haven't been to our church before, or haven't discovered a church where they've been called to service, or aren't used to coming to church. We follow the Order of Service (the folded handout you find as enter the church) closely. Here are some hints to make you feel more comfortable.

Standing up and sitting down: Always confusing for new people—and some long time members, as well!! We stand up on the items marked with stars in the Order of Service.

Hymns: Our organist plays the hymn tune through once before singing starts. We stand on the last line of the hymn tune. Watch the choir or the minister and stand up when they do.

Profession of Faith: This comes right after the first hymn. Keep standing after the hymn, and sit down when the profession is finished.

The Benedictus: we sing that seated.

Offertory Hymn: Stand up when the minister does. Sit down after he says "Amen."

Benediction: Stay standing after the last hymn, and continue to stand until the Altar Candles are extinguished. Then we all depart through the back of the Sanctuary and greet each other.

The Lords' Prayer: This is found on page 2 of the Book of Prayer, the thin book in the pew rack.

"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever, Amen."

The Psalms: The Psalms are found in the pew Bibles, which are on the aisle side of every pew. If you are not familiar with looking up the Psalms in the Bible, page numbers are in the Order of Service.

The Gloria Patri: This is Latin for "Glory be to the Father." We say it after the Psalms: "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be. World without end, Amen.

Concluding prayer: This is found on page 10 of the Book of Prayer in the pew rack.

We're glad you are worshipping with us today.